NessieGG's Fanfiction

Title: In The Library During A Storm
Author: nessiegg
Theme: Scholar
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Shikamaru x Temari
Rating: K
Warning: Disjointed writing :P
Summary: Oxford graduate Shikamaru Nara travels to Paris on behalf of his family and encounters a curious woman in his host's house.

( The rain sounds like crickets )

Title: Prospecting
Author: NessieGG
Theme: Gold Rush
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Jiraiya x Tsunade
Genre: Romance, Humor.
Rating: Teen
Warning: Innuendo.
Summary: Finding stability after a twenty-year affair can be quite the search.

( I think I've been very patient. )

Current Music: The Hush Sound - Molasses

Title: Heart Weighing
Author: nessiegg
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: NejiTen
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 4,723

( Neji and Tenten were Jounin perfectly suited to the task ahead. )

Title: An Everlasting Vow (Epilogue)
Author: NessieGG
Genre: Romance/Fantasy/AU
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing/Characters: NejiTen, SasuSaku, Tsunade, Hiashi, Shizune, Lee, Gai, Hinata, Orochimaru, Anko, Shikamaru, Temari, Kiba, Ino, Naruto.
Rated: PG

( Does )

Title: An Everlasting Vow (Chapter 11)
Author: NessieGG
Genre: Romance/Fantasy/AU
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing/Characters: NejiTen, SasuSaku, Tsunade, Hiashi, Shizune, Lee, Gai, Hinata, Orochimaru, Anko, Shikamaru, Temari, Kiba, Ino, Naruto.
Rated: PG

( You have always been so strong )

Title: An Everlasting Vow (Chapter 11)
Author: NessieGG
Genre: Romance/Fantasy/AU
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing/Characters: NejiTen, SasuSaku, Tsunade, Hiashi, Shizune, Lee, Gai, Hinata, Orochimaru, Anko, Shikamaru, Temari, Kiba, Ino, Naruto.
Rated: PG

( I now make a vow )

Title: An Everlasting Vow (Chapter 10)
Author: NessieGG
Genre: Romance/Fantasy/AU
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing/Characters: NejiTen, SasuSaku, Tsunade, Hiashi, Shizune, Lee, Gai, Hinata, Orochimaru, Anko, Shikamaru, Temari, Kiba, Ino, Naruto.
Rated: PG

( It is the poorest show to be later for a ball )

Current Music: Josh Groban - Remember When It Rained

Title: An Everlasting Vow (Chapter 9)
Author: NessieGG
Genre: Romance/Fantasy/AU
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing/Characters: NejiTen, Tsunade, Hiashi, Shizune, Lee, Gai, Hinata, Orochimaru, Anko, Shikamaru, SasuSaku.
Rated: PG

( In the shallows of the lake, right before him as in a dream he had not yet dared to have, stood Tenten. )

Title: An Everlasting Vow (Chapter 8)
Author: NessieGG
Genre: Romance/Fantasy/AU
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing/Characters: NejiTen, Tsunade, Hiashi, Shizune, Lee, Gai, Hinata, Orochimaru, Anko, Shikamaru, SasuSaku.
Rated: PG

( If not for this spell, I would fly to him as fast as I flew away )

Title: An Everlasting Vow (Chapter 7)
Author: NessieGG
Genre: Romance/Fantasy/AU
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing/Characters: NejiTen, Tsunade, Hiashi, Shizune, Lee, Gai, Hinata, Orochimaru, Anko, Shikamaru, SasuSaku.
Rated: PG

( You can kill me first )

Title: An Everlasting Vow (Chapter 6)
Author: NessieGG
Genre: Romance/Fantasy/AU
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing/Characters: NejiTen, Tsunade, Hiashi, Shizune, Lee, Gai, Hinata, Orochimaru, Anko, Shikamaru, SasuSaku.
Rated: PG

( You really believe she is alive? )

Title: An Everlasting Vow (Chapter 5)
Author: NessieGG
Genre: Romance/Fantasy/AU
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing/Characters: NejiTen, Tsunade, Hiashi, Shizune, Lee, Gai, Hinata, Hanabi, Orochimaru, Anko, Shikamaru, SasuSaku.
Rated: PG

( Just wait a moment... )

Title: An Everlasting Vow (Chapter 4)
Author: NessieGG
Genre: Romance/Fantasy/AU
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing/Characters: NejiTen, Tsunade, Hiashi, Shizune, Lee, Gai, Hinata, Hanabi, Orochimaru, Anko, Shikamaru, SasuSaku.
Rated: PG

( I see no reason for your dramatics. )

Current Music: Yoko Kanno - Call Me Call Me

Title: An Everlasting Vow (Chapter 3)
Author: NessieGG
Genre: Romance/Fantasy/AU
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing/Characters: NejiTen, Tsunade, Hiashi, Shizune, Lee, Gai, Hinata, Hanabi, Orochimaru, Anko, Shikamaru, SasuSaku.
Rated: PG

( Does it concern you only that I am beautiful? )

Title: An Everlasting Vow (Chapter 2)
Author: NessieGG
Genre: Romance/Fantasy/AU
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing/Characters: NejiTen, Tsunade, Hiashi, Shizune, Lee, Gai, Hinata, Hanabi, Orochimaru, Anko, a Shikamaru cameo.
Rated: PG

( It often seemed a renewal of war between the two Fire nations was likelier than a reunion. )

After much contemplating, I've decided to take a break from serious fics and bring you all some CRACK NejiTen. And not just any CRACK NejiTen. This fic is based on the animated feature The Swan Princess, which, in turn, is based on Tchaikovsky's ballet Swan Lake.

So this is nothing serious. It may be out of character, it may even be absurd, but this is just for fun, and I'll do my best to keep it all as believable as possible (if at all). Hopefully the writing won't weaken due to the craziness. This is about as AU as it gets. Hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, The Swan Princess, or Swan Lake. I am making no profit from this fan fiction.

Title: An Everlasting Vow (Chapter 1)
Author: NessieGG
bGenre: Romance/Fantasy/AU
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing/Characters: NejiTen, Tsunade, Hiashi, Shizune, Lee, Gai, Hinata, Hanabi, Orochimaru, Anko. (So far!)
Rated: PG

( Once upon a time, a beautiful queen gave birth to a daughter. )

I actually wrote something that takes place when they're kids! XD XD

Title: Distinction Between Hugs
Featuring: NejiTen, Lee, Tsunade.
Setting: Post-part 2, during the time lapse.
Words: 955

( Hyuuga Neji had scored serious bodily damage, a race to the hospital, and a major operation performed by the Godaime herself. Bad marks all around. )

Title: An Agreeable Arrangement
Author:
wordynessie

Theme: Sheriff
Pairing: Sarutobi Asuma/Yuuhi Kurenai
Rating: Teen
Genre: Romance/humor(?)

( It wasn't as though a mere case of vandalism was something to write home about )

Title: Resolve
Author: NessieGG
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: NejiTen
Summary: [AU] Neji is intrigued by a woman at a company party and meets her again in a quite different location...

Title: Worth The Aggravation
Author: wordynessie
Prompt: City
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Inuzuka Kiba/Yamanaka Ino, also featuring Asuma and Nara Shikamaru.
Genre: Romance/Humor/Brief action
Rating: Teen
Summary: Supermodel Ino Yamanaka comes home to New York City and is dismayed to learn that her protection has been placed in the hands of a promising cop, Kiba Inuzuka, and his dog. But the arrangement may not be so bad after all...

( Who knows, you might be as fun as you look in those swimsuit commercials you do. )

Current Music: Josh Groban - O Holy Night